View Full Version : 15 Year Old Boy Dies From Masterbating!
0072kecal
07-21-2006, 04:14 PM
LOL, look at this! A kid dies from masterbating!
I took this picture using my digital camera.
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/4907/newspaperax3.jpg
hockeyplaya0500
07-21-2006, 04:16 PM
I think you editted this and wrote it yourself because I dont' think a newspaper company would make spelling errors lol
0072kecal
07-21-2006, 04:22 PM
Nah, I didn't make it, no editing. And how could I? Spelling errors, ask the newspaper company. I'll give you the adress if you care that much. And they didn't even capitalize his name and a whole bunch of other stuff, LOL. What noobs.
Digitalicious
07-21-2006, 04:25 PM
The image does look a bit fake, and the story a little unrealistic, but if it is real...He probably had the technique all wrong. =/
DefectiveProduct
07-21-2006, 04:28 PM
Without a doubt, edited.
Lol, what is that, Times New Roman?
Electra
07-21-2006, 05:26 PM
"before this horrific accedint"
??? lol.... 100% edited
Kecal
07-21-2006, 05:37 PM
OH YEAH, PWNED YOU ALL.
Before you start fucking yelling at me, look at this. The same story in the idaho press tribune:
http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/1408/crappy002va1.jpg
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1065/crappy003nm6.jpg
Kecal
07-21-2006, 05:39 PM
Proof that it's real. Unban my other account please.
PlasmaShock
07-21-2006, 05:43 PM
Lmao thats funny.
Electra
07-21-2006, 05:43 PM
I still dont believe you. You can still see its not a real story. You either printed it out and took a pic of it or edited to a new newspaper.
Even if it s a true story this is not a real article.
thats all i gotta say..
Kecal
07-21-2006, 06:00 PM
Are you fucking dumb electra? I just showed pics of the story. How is it fake? Prove to me that it's fake.
Please unban me mod. I've learned my lesson not to make posts like this. Even thought the story is real and I have proof.
Also, it sais no where in the rules about this.
Please unban me, I'm sorry.
Electra
07-21-2006, 07:19 PM
Are you fucking blind Kecal?? :eusa_eh: I said i dont believe you. I dont got time to explain or prove anything to noobs like u.
Lifes too short for your crap...
End of story
jonesy19
07-21-2006, 07:26 PM
you only had 26 posts so why does it matter if you were a veteran member or something maybe they would put 26 posts man i can do it in a half hour
HAHA either way thats gotta fucking suck i mean people say o g sry to hear about your loss ..... howd he die. Im sure he was happy b4 he died. If I died thats not how I wanna be rememberd parents find u dead with your dick in your hand yah i dont think so.
Masturbation*
a real newspaper that spells it wrong, yeah right
lol pwnt
cokemongruel
07-21-2006, 09:12 PM
It's not real or I'd be dead, you can't die or go blind from chronic masturbation, I've proven it. Lock this shit Mod please.
DeadAndBroken
07-21-2006, 09:13 PM
I think its fake cause it looks fake but its still funny
Pretty Sure I'd Be Dead If It Was True :o
Are you fucking dumb electra? I just showed pics of the story. How is it fake? Prove to me that it's fake.
Please unban me mod. I've learned my lesson not to make posts like this. Even thought the story is real and I have proof.
Also, it sais no where in the rules about this.
Please unban me, I'm sorry.
You're calling her dumb? You're the dumbass here. That is so fake. And if it were real, those newspaper writers have to be fired. It's "would've", not "would of".
0072kecal
07-21-2006, 09:48 PM
Yes, unbanned. Hey, I didn't make it. Don't yell at me. How about you e-mail the idaho press tribune if you don't belive me. So what they have spelling errors. It makes them look like 7 year olds but when you have to right a story every day you don't have 5 hours to correct spelling errors.
Yea No Shit Kecal. Go F$^@ Yourself! Don't Call Electra "fucking dumb" Because You Madeup A Fake Newspaper Article about Masturbation. :eusa_clap:
Yes, unbanned. Hey, I didn't make it. Don't yell at me. How about you e-mail the idaho press tribune if you don't belive me. So what they have spelling errors. It makes them look like 7 year olds but when you have to right a story every day you don't have 5 hours to correct spelling errors.
Stfu. Just stfu.
0072kecal
07-21-2006, 09:51 PM
Please don't yell at me. I didn't make it, omg..
hockeyplaya0500
07-21-2006, 10:01 PM
I am pretty much postive that EVERY newspaper company checks grammar and spelling errors..
Ya LOL Obviously That Is What A 'EDITOR' Is For. Next Time you are trying to make-up a Newpaper Article.. Make Sure You Have Correct Grammar, Puncuation, And Spelling Correct. :p Better Luck Next Time.
hockeyplaya0500
07-21-2006, 10:11 PM
I also have a question.. why did you make up a article about someone dieing when masturbating?
0072kecal
07-21-2006, 10:14 PM
I didn't make it. So I wouldn't know.
Haha I Was Going To Ask The Same...Does This Sorta Thing Get You Off?
PlatinumAudio
07-22-2006, 03:11 AM
''An error message from the brain to the penis?'' WTF? Biggest load of bullshit I've heard.
The first picture is definitely fake.
It was made using an online fake newspaper article maker, if I can get the URL for it, i'll post it(I've been there before).
Orfeo
07-22-2006, 04:47 AM
In my opinion this shit is fake.
0072kecal
07-22-2006, 05:11 AM
The 1st one isn't fake at all. It's as real as the second one.
It's real alright!
A real fake(Doesn't make any sense at all, I know).
Dude, shut up, I KNOW it's fake.
0072kecal
07-22-2006, 05:20 AM
A real fake? What, lol.
Do you want another picture?
Digitalicious
07-22-2006, 05:47 AM
Every newspaper on the planet follows a template. No open spaces. Therefore, every newspaper on the planet justifies their text. This is so the article stretches the full width of the box of content without leaving open spaces. Duh.
Not to mention the brain doesn't exactly work like a computer. There is no "error" message or "blue screen of death" that results in a heart attack. Heart attacks that take place during sexual arousal are due to the spike in blood pressure.
Oh, right. And here's the generator: http://tools.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/
How do you feel knowing that everyone here now knows you're a liar?
Lieing won't get you very far on this site, let alone life altogether.
Mod's could we please lock this thread it is the stupidest fucking thing in the world...The dud who made this is just trying to get people to like him and he doesn't know how because in the real world he has no friends
Digitalicious
07-22-2006, 06:22 AM
I would rather perpetuate the humility by leaving it open. =/
lol but this just makes no sense...if it's fake you should close it so maybe people could get bored and start making new filters and make this the number one site on the web...:P
-SpEx
07-22-2006, 07:24 AM
Thats not funny that the dude died. But its funny as hell how he died though :laughing5:
Digitalicious
07-22-2006, 07:40 AM
Thats not funny that the dude died. But its funny as hell how he died though :laughing5:
It would be funny if it was real...The article was made with an online newspaper generator though. Fake. =/
cokemongruel
07-22-2006, 12:54 PM
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9642/untitledne2.jpg
PlatinumAudio
07-22-2006, 01:16 PM
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9642/untitledne2.jpg
Ha, I was about to do something similar. Guess you beat me to it. :l
cokemongruel
07-22-2006, 04:57 PM
Gump/ Crop. Fastest mofo on coke. Just ask Vis.
Where do you make those?
Edit: Never mind, I didn't read all the posts.
Edit 2: lmao I made one too:
mapler
07-22-2006, 07:06 PM
Newspaper articles do not spell wrong. You're the moron that can't even spell. Stop trying to attract attention with your noobish stories. You would have to be a moron to believe something like that would be true...you NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNo obNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoobNoob NoobNoobNoob
-SpEx
07-22-2006, 09:12 PM
Ok it didnt take all that dude o.o;
Hahah I Like The 2 Newspapers Making Fun Of Him :laughing5:
cokemongruel
07-22-2006, 11:06 PM
Hahah I Like The 2 Newspapers Making Fun Of Him :laughing5:
I thank you.
mjmorrell
07-22-2006, 11:13 PM
Mod please close this. This thread is shit/fake.
I told them to close the fucking thread but they said to see more...he should get banned I think...wasting all our fucking time.
DeadAndBroken
07-23-2006, 12:29 AM
Why The hell would any make up a story about that... laughs? Or r u jus strange:eusa_naughty:
DefectiveProduct
07-23-2006, 12:57 AM
This topic is really out of hand.
I think it'd be better off closed.
This topic is really out of hand.
I think it'd be better off closed.I wish it would close its stupid...
I Think we all agree it needs to be closed. And that the creator of this thread is a retard. :laughing5: I had a few laughs off the re-makes of his fake newspaper Though.
lol the remakes was kinda funny... but this thread is senseless lol
Anmar
07-23-2006, 12:42 PM
why do you people care if its closed or not? just dont post in it!
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