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Standing
07-24-2006, 11:57 PM
Man Dies in Bizarre Masturbation Accident
By: BizarreNews Published: 11/17/2000

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GREAT BRITAIN - A 49-year-old British courier masturbated himself to

death when a complex procedure he used to heighten his

pleasure went terribly wrong. Terrence Simmonds

reportedly suffocated to death with two bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate in a plastic device he used

while spanking the monkey. The device consisted of a

heavy plastic bag that is connected to a vacuum

cleaner. This apparently wasn´t the first time

Simmonds tried doing this. He was found unconscious

two years earlier after a similar exploit.

Skooled
07-25-2006, 12:08 AM
lol wow, i never knew you can die from masturbation.

nick
07-25-2006, 12:28 AM
Hey I don't think this one is madeup! Haha thats funny. http://www.goofball.com/news/20001117_bizarre

Standing
07-25-2006, 03:08 PM
Ik I was like holy shit

0072kecal
07-25-2006, 03:37 PM
Mine was actually real.

danner2533
08-10-2006, 01:29 AM
lmao this is funny lol when i choke the chicken i use pure spit lol not a vaccum lmao this is hilarius