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0072kecal
07-29-2006, 01:40 PM
I once took a banana, took out the insides, and then wrapped it around my dick and started to masturbate. There's no pleasure at all, and it's very messy. It dosn't work, at all.
aaronhillier25
07-29-2006, 01:41 PM
Lol hmmmm i havent tried but if i did id prolby try an alasitic
0072kecal
07-29-2006, 02:40 PM
You havn't masturbated before? Your like 10, right? Your dick is too small.
aaronhillier25
07-29-2006, 02:43 PM
im 14.... NOOB but why would you use somthing? u homo? lol use ur hand ....:toothy2:
aaronhillier25
07-29-2006, 02:50 PM
FLASH LIGHT that ok?
Matt_Hardy
07-29-2006, 02:59 PM
lol aaron obviously u use your hand :eusa_liar:
aaronhillier25
07-29-2006, 03:12 PM
vacume cleaner turn it and up down :D
Peener
07-29-2006, 11:24 PM
Well you no tolet paper to wipre your ass, well you know that brown roll in the inside that like holds the paper together? Well, make sure you dont have a boner, stick your dick in it, then get a boner.
Feels pretty good actually. Ima crazy wacker : /
(WARNING: THE ROLL MAY RIP APART IF YOU HAVE A MAJOR BONER, 90% CHANCE OF HAPPENING)
Bawt
07-30-2006, 10:42 AM
...wtf? o.O
Alex-
07-30-2006, 01:20 PM
You guys are pretty perverted lmao :stfu:
Riley_Jameson
08-02-2006, 07:09 PM
hey this is RJ's lil bro im 14 and wats materbating? tell me!!
Riley_Jameson
08-02-2006, 07:10 PM
DAMNIT u can tell him (this IS RJ) but next time he goes on wen im on brb tell him to bug off
Riley_Jameson
08-02-2006, 07:12 PM
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tennisluvr8
08-02-2006, 07:29 PM
Rj just edit your post you can't double
p1nba11
08-02-2006, 08:07 PM
lol cant double? more like triple. u should be banned
DefectiveProduct
08-02-2006, 08:13 PM
lol cant double? more like triple. u should be banned

I banned him like five minutes ago. o_O
riggsley
08-02-2006, 11:42 PM
Well you no tolet paper to wipre your ass, well you know that brown roll in the inside that like holds the paper together? Well, make sure you dont have a boner, stick your dick in it, then get a boner.
Feels pretty good actually. Ima crazy wacker : /
(WARNING: THE ROLL MAY RIP APART IF YOU HAVE A MAJOR BONER, 90% CHANCE OF HAPPENING)

sadly, i've thought of that before. never done it tho. :eusa_boohoo: