any good jokes?

[darkphaux]

hello, if you have any good joke you want to share please post them here. i wasnt sure were to put this so i dicided i would play it safe and post it here.
i will start with the first joke.
-This little boy goes up to his dad and asks, "daddy? What does a vagina look like?"The dad responds with "well son... before sex it is like a gateway to anouther world..."The boy pauses for a moment, and asks "What about after sex?" the dad says "well son, have you ever seen a pitbull stuffed with mayo?"-

[DefectiveProduct]

That was dumb. o_O

[darkphaux]

of corse it was dumb that was the point...so u got a joke?

[DefectiveProduct]

Ehh.

Nah. I'm not much into jokes.

[riggsley]

why did the chicken cross the road...
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cause tha people be hungry. :spam4: :spam4: :spam4: :spam4:

[darkphaux]

he he nice

[tennisluvr8]

ok heres one....there was a catholic priest that just moved to Las Vegas. He was walking to his new church when he rouned a corner and a hooker came to him and said "Hey father Qwickie five dollas," he just looked at her wierd and moved on, then he approached another hooker she also said "Hey father qwickie 5 dollas," and again he looks at them wierd and moved on. Then he approached his new church. He approach mother superior and asked her, "Mother Superior whats a qwickie?" Mother Superior replied, "Same as downtown 5 dollars."

[p1nba11]

why did the guy piss himself




because hes gay

[darkphaux]

why did the guy piss himself




because hes gay

ummm.. not sure if it counts as a joke but wat ever