Why do men have nipples?

[Alex-]

Why?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!11111111 11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

[kevthedude]

Why?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!11111111 11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

HAHA, you didn't pay attention in Human Anatomy did you?

[Alex-]

Haven't taken it yet I think.

[TAG]

That's like asking why does a car have an engine.

[xxScars]

To make the wheels on the bus go round and round... oh nipples... well... God started to make boobs... but then the phone rang... so he didnt finish...

[Sifter]

So when their childrens mother is gone, they can chew on the fathers nipples.

[Brad]

To add to our chests? Maybe because we would feel left out ^_^

[Sifter]

For the guys wiht ED... so instead of getting a boner, they get hard nipples.

[Brad]

For the guys wiht ED... so instead of getting a boner, they get hard nipples.

Oh dear...Cold water makes my nipples hard :S:eusa_shifty:

[darkphaux]

i read somewere that in anchent time men used to breast feed and that they produced milk, im so hapry we evolved XD

[Brad]

I'm not:( Sometimes I get thirsty and i'm out of drink:( I want milk in my breasts...Is that so wrong?

[darkphaux]

lol i want rum in my breasts, or fruit punch :P

[ZeRoZX524]

Yes, yes it is.

[Brad]

Yes, yes it is.

Then get over it ^_^

And to darkphaux...Lol I'd want like...Wine!! So it can ferment. Then I can go to fancy restaurants and squirt wine into peoples glasses and make money ^_^. Nipple wine.

[ZeRoZX524]

lol nipple wine, id like some. nipples.....

[Brad]

I'm gonna make an incision in my nipple and insert wine. Then i'll poke a hold through the tip of my nipple and re-route the fluids and block it off. That way when I squeeze my nipple i'll squirt wine :O. Or blood, who knows?

[ZeRoZX524]

lol u should try. imma grow out my nipple hair

[Brad]

lol u should try. imma grow out my nipple hair

You do that...I'm not gonna try, maybe if I can have it done through surgery. Just watch the news, you might nee me :O.

[darkphaux]

lol then i can say I KNOW THAT GUY, and all my friends will think im some kinda sicko

[ZeRoZX524]

lmao yea like theyd be like wtf.. and stuff. i just watched some indian girl and her nipples were nasty big like semi deflated tube balloons

[Bekah]

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[Brad]

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No comment , but:spam1:

[el-skeezo]

No comment , but:spam1:

I think shes saying its because monkeys had nipples and we evolved from them?

[BlindMonkey]

Probally, I'm gonna put silly string in my nipples :)

Hope it dont lock up and i have like a heart attack tho :P