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Matt_Hardy
10-18-2006, 01:01 PM
Post Your best jokes in this thread please

The Most Recent I Have Heard Are :

What Do You Call (Name goes here) With carrots in his ears ?

Answer = Anything He Cant Hear Ya



Chav Ones

Ay Up What Do You Call A Chav In A Box ?

Answer =Init


Q= What Do You Call A Chav In A Filing Cabinate ?

Answer=Sorted

Q=What Do You Call A Chav With Bee's Down His Plants ?

Answer=Buzzin'
stylesp
10-18-2006, 04:43 PM
wat do u call a deer with no eyes

a no idear
kooltool007
10-18-2006, 05:03 PM
Why did tha chicken cross the road??


No it wasn't to get to the other side FFS
Matt_Hardy
10-19-2006, 09:03 AM
What Do You Call A Chav In A Blender?

Answer=Mush
xplogen
10-19-2006, 12:05 PM
What do you call a chick with one leg shorter than the other?
Answer:Ilean

What do you call a guy in a hole?
Answer:Phil
Matt_Hardy
10-19-2006, 12:50 PM
Nice 1 $LICE Heres Another

What Is Pink And Taps On Windows?

Answer= Baby In A Microwave
Vis
10-19-2006, 04:40 PM
What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill? Black power.
What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill? White power.
What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto!
Matt_Hardy
10-20-2006, 04:56 AM
Lol Chris.

What Goes Pink Black Pink Black?

Answer= (Do not be offended) Dude Having a wank
xplogen
10-20-2006, 07:30 AM
No Rascism intended.

What do you get if you cross Micheal Jackson with Arnold Shcwartzenneger?
Answer = Micheal Jackson wazanegger
Matt_Hardy
10-20-2006, 07:58 AM
Lol Kk Thats Kwl Rofl

What Do you get when you cross meat loaf and kylie minogue

Answer= A Fit And Ugly Bastard
SourCandy
10-20-2006, 04:56 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Your Face !! Haha joke,,,

Here it goes,

your mother's so dumb when she herd it's gonna be chilly out side she ran out side with a bowl and a spoon,,, =)
BlindMonkey
10-22-2006, 04:21 PM
Why is it a shame to see 3 chavs in a nova drive off a cliff?

Because a nova holds 4 xD
MYMOMMAGOTBEEF
10-22-2006, 07:42 PM
Yo momma so fat when she went to macdonalds she tripped over wendys and landed on burgerking. Got that from the actual show of Yo Momma
Matt_Hardy
10-24-2006, 01:41 PM
Kwl And Lol BlindMonkey

Here's Another

Your Mom's So Thick I Rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed :o