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Vis
10-23-2006, 09:01 PM
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door,with the lid of the casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,




The coffin stops!

MYMOMMAGOTBEEF
10-23-2006, 09:09 PM
Lol. Didn't make sense. But happy halloween

Vis
10-23-2006, 09:11 PM
-_- I'm sure someone will get the joke..

fireneeb
10-23-2006, 09:17 PM
I get it. The Coffin=Coughing. Heheheh!

MYMOMMAGOTBEEF
10-23-2006, 09:18 PM
Hmm. I hope somebody figures it out soon. It's giving me a headache. BUMP BUMP Lol

Vis
10-23-2006, 09:34 PM
Read fireneebs post.. haha.

Matt_Hardy
10-24-2006, 01:17 PM
Lol Vis i get it and Ye Happy Halloween Thyeliters

MYMOMMAGOTBEEF
10-24-2006, 02:27 PM
Lol thanks fire. I get it now. xD

Pyro
10-24-2006, 03:10 PM
LOL! I got it the first time!
Good story :)