They saw me rollin' they were hatin, patrolin' they tryin to catch me ridin dirty but I took a bath. After the bath, I rubbed on some deodorant. Which smelt like a homless Bum, like the one next to my house that spies on my sister. Then they saw me rollin' the biggest joint... bigger then Vis's penis. Smelling some free samples that was in Vis's Porn book, The book was made in Japan, smoking a big fattie just like your mom does you doin ho activities, wit ho tendancies, hos are yo friends, hos are yo enemies, wit ho energies to do what you do, blew what you blew, screw what you screw. Then she realized sifter was gay and caught a football and watch the movie waterboy just like me anal warts heal all wounds like the ones on the homos ass outside while bumbing i bed yo mama's ugly car that is pink and driving inside was blown up by isralies. i'm hungry for dairy-queen. So I sat in a garbage can and then i blew up *boom*. (as i flew into the air i thought) "hmm this is cool..." I landed in 5lbs. of elephants poo. So i started singing "im a little teapot" and then that one soap company is tight, and gnarly! When i grow up i'm going to fly an air plane while i eat mac keyboards and started tabuing my mom. My mom is hotter than Jessica alba in a foam hamburger suit singing while clipping her toenails. And chewing on some tobacco while she Bobs for apples in a vat of pepto bismal and sucks barneys needle dick while fingering a turkey. Then we went to the cky concert in a big pixel while eating Pixelated Burgers and raping your gran and shooting fireworks out of our pants while peeing in your sister's mouth (while in the bathroom) whacking off with a hammer while watching a Big Floopy Penis and thinking that Z-Man is gay in the bathroom. Whiping my ass with old toielt paper, and a whip thats really wore out pouring cement in vaginas beating my meaty to, while slurping an anus and Jacking Off in a dixy cup and spanking a monkey and jerking off to pokemon while doing the funky chicken spank my monkey spank spank while shes naked in the bathroom Sucking Her Nipples that are covered in pepto bismal which reek of cum but taste like really old turds from a donkeys but which died three weeks earlier from a yeast infection which said HELLO MUMMY and threw up then turned around and slapped that ho with a rubber hose. But then!! the penis caught on fire and never was seen again ever, ever, ever again ever ever ever ever again, but he was always never ever ever never not was not not seen not ever ever never ever again...never ever forever again, again the penis popped out then he pwnt his sister in the asshole and the puss then she jacked him off in d-rich's face, then he cumed in your mouth. Then pissed on D-Rich. Then shit on everyone. And sang I want to piss on you. Than had terrible homeboy that gave blow jobs for a living to his homegirl boyfriend. Then They see me rolling ,they hatin then they smash the radio because, They hatin, patrolin' THEY TRYIN TO CATCH ME RIDIN DIRTY.
(This story actually has an ending)
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