I still dont believe you. You can still see its not a real story. You either printed it out and took a pic of it or edited to a new newspaper.

Even if it s a true story this is not a real article.

thats all i gotta say..

Are you fucking dumb electra? I just showed pics of the story. How is it fake? Prove to me that it's fake.

Please unban me mod. I've learned my lesson not to make posts like this. Even thought the story is real and I have proof.

Also, it sais no where in the rules about this.

Please unban me, I'm sorry.

Are you fucking blind Kecal?? :eusa_eh: I said i dont believe you. I dont got time to explain or prove anything to noobs like u.

Lifes too short for your crap...

End of story

26 posts?
 

you only had 26 posts so why does it matter if you were a veteran member or something maybe they would put 26 posts man i can do it in a half hour

HAHA either way thats gotta fucking suck i mean people say o g sry to hear about your loss ..... howd he die. Im sure he was happy b4 he died. If I died thats not how I wanna be rememberd parents find u dead with your dick in your hand yah i dont think so.

Masturbation*


a real newspaper that spells it wrong, yeah right

lol pwnt

It's not real or I'd be dead, you can't die or go blind from chronic masturbation, I've proven it. Lock this shit Mod please.

Right
 

I think its fake cause it looks fake but its still funny

Pretty Sure I'd Be Dead If It Was True :o

You're calling her dumb? You're the dumbass here. That is so fake. And if it were real, those newspaper writers have to be fired. It's "would've", not "would of".