one time i was taking a group of old people to their seats. lol, i have to walk extra slow so they can keep up... after i get the seated. i start my standard, "hope you guy's enjoy your meal, your server will be right with you" thing...

as i'm saying it this crazy old dude grabs my arm, pulls it, and says, "Are you talking to me!?" AND HE WOULDN'T LET GO...

it was literally the most disturbing moment of my life. a few days later fungus was growing all over my arm where he touched it.

old people disgust me. :mad:

You people sadden me you have to love you elderlys. They lived a full life and they do that because they are bored and have no life left in them. They are just waiting for death to pass through them. If my grandma dies I'm going to die of sadness... ='(

of course, when a close relative dies everybody feels at least a little sad.

i'm talking about old people in general...

Well all old people belong to younger people...... :()

ok so me and my friend are shooting hoops and my next door neighbor (very old woman) comes out and says, dont make so much noise please move ur hoop more to the right. and im like wtf "stop complaining old lady, dont u have some church to go to or soemthing?" and she just walks away.
it pisses me off that old people dont understand that younger peeps like to have fun and make noise, and the stupidest part is, they haven't moved and they just keep bitching ! if they hate the noise why dont they move to some old people neighborhood where they belong...

old people are happy and thing

Happy? What you talkin bout Willis?

one day i got on the bus
and my shoe fell off because the old people were pushing me
and then i went OMG I DROPPED MY SHOE
and this old hag went "FORGET ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SHOE GET ON THE BUS"
and pushed past me
but then a sixth former got my shoe for me
>>>> year 8!

My mom was in a health food store once, and I was waiting in the car. Some old guy pulled up in his old as hell Chevy, right next to me, and was like, "HEY SONNY BOY, aren't you a little young to be staying in the car by yourself? I was a older than you when I started to be allowed in the car by myself, at the age of eight is--" I interupted him and told him, "I'm 12." And he walked off and looked all sad. He was going to the UPS store though, 2 places down from the health food place, and he got back before my mother did, and said, "Hey there, sonny boy." Then turned on his truck and turned up the radio real loudly, and the sad part is, the radio was playing country.
The old fart was annoying.
Fucking haggot (combo between dumbassgot and hag).

lmao
Okay, nice story...?

LMFAO