Damn that's gotta suck.
One time, me and 5 mates beat up this fat kid.
Seemed like a good thing to do at the time, a week or so later, his dad beat the shit outta me.

i was soo high 1 day with my friend n we were tokin in the back yard and i was laying down behind the trampoleans n i started nodin my head yes for a lil bit then it was my turn for the hit n i whacked my head form shakin my head yes on this big block i said ouch and went on shakin my head n tokin FUN TIMES:eusa_drool:

yea that shits messed up

yeah, it was. i have a no contact order with my dad.

um i was in the car with my godmother and my cousin, i was in the backseat and she was gonna drop me and my cousin off somewhere and she was gonna go find a parking spot, so i opened the door and i put my foot outside of the car to get out, and as im standin up she fuckin goes foward and runs over the side of my left foot and i was like "oh shit" and it fucking hurt like fuck and i pulled my foot and it came out. and my godmother didn't do shit, not even help me, she was like all freakin out "aahhh!! help! ahh!! help!!! please!! help!!!" so I freed my foot and to my suprise, i had no injuries.

Once upon a time....well yesterday, I was going (on a highway) to paramount's canada's wonderland (theme park) and i saw an 18 wheeler upside down. :eusa_whistle:

lol sweet did u blow her over lol

once i was about 11 and i was walking home from school and this guy was stood in the bush which he looked to have a shotgun in his hand ... i shit ma self i started running and shouting like a spanner(i was a n00b then) then the guy must have got scarred of me but i think he got distracted by the women coming out of her door to see what was happening man she had her massive b00bs stuck out and you could see her mpussy (she must have been in the bath) the guy was drulling and he didnt even notice the cops come and they got him ... they said he was going to shoot me but im lucky to be hear today phew...

sounds fake.