the guy from next friday (damon) that takes him in the bathroom and rapes him like a little bitch, then John goes to take a piss and sees aaron laying on the floor passed out and kiks him in the nuts and....


lol

And Aaron wakes up and he's all like why'd you do that. But before he can finish the sentence he dies. And then some guy named Robert comes in he he's all like, oh no a dead guy! And the Aaron wakes up and he's like woah, what happened?

and i say "that's what you get for fucking with chuck norris" and bob saget comes out in a bathrobe and says "werd up niccuh!". even though everyone knows what went down. but aarons a little bitch so we don't care. but all of a sudden we hear an explosion coming from down the street...

you should stfu because you think your so cool trying to make a never ending story when there already was one. so don't be such a dumbass.

Someone's got beef.

everyone goes to see what the explosion was and its godzilla attacking the city

AHHHHHHHHH. and then bob sagget pops out with a blow up doll on his back. he takes out his sidekick III and texts chuck norris and his posse. they get all up in that bitch and everyone has godzillaburgers for dinner! mmM! everythings goin peachy keen until...

they all run up and see such a site as this!!!




and chuck norris runs inside the store and orders a slut while bob saget bitch slaps george bush

ps.I MADE THIS...

lmao thats beautiful

and then john pistol whipps georgy and his overprivelaged arse. then...chuck norris comes out with a beautiful hoe dressed as a french maid. they head off to his jeep. but all of a sudden bob saget says "dood look in the sky" and the sky is covered with...

...rubberbands?!!. they all see god making a rubberband ball out of earth and hes gonna bounce it to the sun!! all the sudden...