Oh, listen to this crappy rap!




All you others think you're so rich
but as it ends up you're all my bitch.

Your house and ride is filled with mold
but my food is made of fucking gold!




Uh, yeah. That's it.

This rap mite suck. i no i no (my 1st time)
 

Gay guy there talkin with his mom
he said i will kill u with a bomb
So his mom kiked him out so he went to his gals place
but then her mom kiked him and said "ur a disgrace"
so hes ridin ridin down tha road talkin to hookers 'OO u no':eusa_clap:
so got rite down way down to the flo
He had a bunch of girls playin with his dick
so then he had beet um' with a stick:eusa_clap:
Next he went down to the pub
were he had not nown that it was a strip club:eusa_shifty:
So he found a old place after 5 yrs
He had a girl freiend who had no ears
so he dumped her and fround a sexy chick
were 'stead 54 mnths in 9 mnths they had 6kids!:eusa_shhh: :eusa_snooty:
DAMNIT!

HAHAhahahaha that's so fucking funny!:eusa_clap:

this is guna be 1 called 'My girl'
 

My gal dumped me 1mnth ago
so heres my story bout well..u no
She was a sweetheart
chillin' and relaxin at the poolyard
She said swete baby baby com here plz
she said 'lets get maried'and i said 'Jeez'
'i dont no baby i and u gota work and all'
so she said 'i can just quit my job at the mall'
i sat her down on monday
wen she randomly asked 'r u gay'?
i said 'Hell no baby cuz i luv U'
then she said i no baby that is true'
so wen we got home we had a big fite
then i ddnt see her since that nite!:eusa_wall: :(

true story her name was Heather Vincent

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo check it uh yea oh what yeah uh checkit yo yo yo uh check it check it yea o check that shit uh yea..

THAT WAS SOME SHIT RIGHT THERE, TOP THAT people

Yo, look at all ya'll people tryin to rap

you think you so cool when you riding on flats

pullin out yo fake plastic guns that cant shoot crap

driving in yo peice of shit ford, made in year 1954

popin yo colla and walkin in yo 5$ kicks

flyin to yo cheap ass parties unda the planes by the cargo n shit

showin off yo tinfoil grillz

and flashin yo fake diamond earings and rings

danm dude, you aint shit

bend down, and suck my dick

Well Listen up here "TAG BODY SPRAY"
Your scents suckass. I use AXE Everyday.
It leaves the little girlies with nothen to Say.
Even yo Big fat Momma be droppin by sayen Hey.
But you know what lets forget about Deodorant.
THrow it away along with the Anti-persperant.
My name is Nick B. I'm Bad with a Capitol B.
My rhymes be gettin ya'll twisted and sick.
I caarry a 9 'mm right beside My Dick.
So ya betta watcha say when I'm around
Or I be poppen yo Ass and I Bury Ya'll In Tha Ground.

Hahaha ROFL!

Yo shut yo mouf you little prick
Yo usaname says nick, but it should be dick
You talkin so much shit
And sayin u got a dick
Shut up sun, u aint got nutin but a stick
LOok at yo sig, u wish u had her
u could shove ya 9mm stick up ha bunz

Hahaha Nice :D

Listen up Mr. Tag. Or shuda I Call ya dumbass?
Ya'll rap like some 80 yearold Hag.
About to die, bout ta be put in a bag.
Shut yor dumbassgety ass mouth, bitch.
B4 I shootout yo tires, put yo ass in the ditch.
Vida Guerra? Dont be talken bout my bitch.
Matter of face shes on her knees as we speak.
Sucken my phat cock, I get it every single week.
I take her from behind, Show her that i'm kind.
Then I blow it her face, and do a Re-wind.
The best bitch you can bag is Probly a Mister.
If thats not good enough, you can fuck ya sister.
Gameover. You Lost. Its Done. Sit back and accept it Son.