bob saget goes "OH SNAP" and everyone goes to get their guns and knives. even though that won't do shit, it's human nature. chuck norris plans on hogtie-ing up gawd to save the earth from it's distruction. but chuck norris all of a sudden stops gathering his rope because...

A giant chicken starts eating the rubberband ball! When it's done, it eats Chuck Norris. Bob Saget says, "You can't do that you crazy ass chicken! That's Chck Norris! The giant chicken throws up Chuck Norris. But just when things seem to be fine...

god untied the rope because hes god. then god demanded 1 trillion dollars as their punishment, they knew he didnt need the money but he wanted to see them work for it. god used his lightning to fry the chicken so everyone had fryed chicken.

but the chicken was marinated with garlic, which had a rare strain of syphelis in it. and everyone got syphelis. and died. but then they became resurrected by just throwing up. chuck norris, on the other hand, did not die. bob saget already had syphelis and was uneffected, coz he's a skanky muthafucka.

anyways...john looked around, glad to be alive and said...

Where the fuck are we? They all looked around, they were alive, really alive, alive IN HELL! Thay all went to hell.

ur a fucking idiot, like i said "I DIDNT KNOW THERE ALREADY WAS ONE" and who gives a shit if there was a previous one...

ok then, on with the story...


glad to be alive and said....
chamon hee hee *grabs his balls then screams*
john's spirit was mixed up with michael jackson's so john was stuck in mj's body and mj was stuck in john's body, so mj keeps it a secret cause he likes being in a younger body, and john freaks out being in this fuckin fucked up shit hole. so john goes to find help from the police, but they start to think that he's crazy so they put him in a mental institue when someone.....

They live happily ever after..

















Or did they?

sorry, double post

put him in a mental institue when someone.....

replaced him in a nursery home, legitimizing the rumor that nursery homes are dangerous to old folk.
he drove them crazy, placing fake dog poo' in their beds, fooling nurses of the cleveland steamers.
So, one night he grew the courage to run from this home. He lived in the sewer, where he met the TMNT. Yes, thats right, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There they smoked bongs, and gravity bongs from culligan bottles. They couldnt clear the damn thing, so Master Splinter blurred to the gravity bong, and cleared it with one sharp inhale.
The fellows were astounded, then from being so stoned, MJ's spirit arose from John's body. The ninja turtles quickly recognized MJ and slew him right there on the spot. John thanked them and randomly begged them for more weed. But they turned the junkie down, and told him to go fuck 'emself. Suddenly Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo & Donatello fled from the site, to seek the holy grail, and then...

tourettesguy comes up screaming TITS!!! PISS!!! FUCK!!! BOB SAGET!!! and complaining that his trash compressor thing sound like chewbacka taking a shit. and everyone enjoys his strange spasmes until...

and everyone enjoys his strange spasmes until...

until john went to the strip club and brought some ho's to his crib, so they undress when john realizes that :O..................................