Haha! My raps suck, oh well...

Hey dumbass nick, go suck on a dick
That bitch aint no bitch
cuz she got a big dick!
shoven in and out, all night long
she bends you over, and shoves it in your buns
you cry, scream, squeek and squeel
but she wont let you go in a million years
she then pulls you over and shoves her cock in your mouth
you suck, you pull, and tug on the meat
you eat it and shove it down yo trought
and at the end of the day, you ask fo more

ROFL. Ok, this is just for fun, I'm not serious, and I don't want us to hate each other. Just for fun!

i deleted it because i got embarassed after reading it again.

I'm not much of a rap person, im an electronica kid, but hey, im doing this just cuz Caffienater said not to use "I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly."

So, here we go.

I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly
You don't even cry, cuz yo so high
I slept with your ho, it aint a lie
brotha, just go die
I know you want mo'
But its my sho
Im takin a stand
holdin her hand
Your ho
yes Your ho
shes mine
no fine
she picked me
cuz i set her free
And dats right bitch,
I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly.

dude why you tryen to outrap me
im the greatest mota fucka cant ya see?
dude what ya sayen bout my ladies?
fool they wudnt touch ya white ass
even if yas pulled up in a mercedies.
fineass women wana b haven my babies.
so if ya even think bout tuochen their booty
niga i da rap police and this nigas on duty.

Oh yeah?
Well then, i poke you in the eye cuz im so fly.

Looks like nobody else wants to test out their rapping skills. Your all scared. :D

um i will try
AHEM- RAP SUCKS

Nick sucks dick like its a big stick, of candy isn't that dandy? My moms name is Randy but that aint no brandy that shes a male. Iwill go get my scale to weigh me, then i see 103 and im like jee that this is a B,now its day, hay, i got something to say, that this shit is gay

Lmao all of that just came out of my fingers...

yall think youz an mc
your rap is faker than gf's tits you see
common bitches get real
your gf's mouth is north
and my dick is down south
but soon it will be all up in her fucking mouth
your guy's rhymes suck like crap
i'd rather hear william hung rap
ok so im done
but are u done?
or do u have to spit again with crappy ass rhymes son?

Alright If i wrote that i'd be pretty embarassed. :D