each one of the gurls had a HUGE WET FLOPPY hotdog from 7-11 in there pockets and he pulls them out and eats them all while they...

suck on his dick and they ran out of ketchup so they put john's jizz on the hot dogs and ate it mmmmmmmmm then the next day he's so hung over when he looks up and he sees......

jesus on his eyebrow, but oh no what was that? jesus shat in both of his eyes and blinded him for eternity. The next day...

the next day he asked for forgiveness and to get his vision back, but god said there was only one way, he must get a pubic hair from don vito and ass hair from a hobo, a cup with shit and piss in it, and he had to drink that and swallo the hairs, and then he would get his vision back, so he did all of that, and he got his vision back! but he noticed something. he could see through.........

what ppl are wearing!!! so John went to take a walk around the place where all the rich bitches are but he forgot something... that he isint the only male on the planet after being mentally scarred for life he...

since he could see through woman's clothes accationaly he got a boner in public, but the next day he got a boner and they could see some liquidy stuff and the people started to....

... freak out. His penis ripped off outta his body. His eyeballs popped. The person grew a pussy. The pussy smelled really bad. So when he recognized he had a pussy...

I Am Teh Pwn *spamms some more*

then gavin found a bone.........

he burried the bone in...............



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