The Ultimate Jokes Thread
 

Post Your best jokes in this thread please

The Most Recent I Have Heard Are :

What Do You Call (Name goes here) With carrots in his ears ?

Answer = Anything He Cant Hear Ya



Chav Ones

Ay Up What Do You Call A Chav In A Box ?

Answer =Init


Q= What Do You Call A Chav In A Filing Cabinate ?

Answer=Sorted

Q=What Do You Call A Chav With Bee's Down His Plants ?

Answer=Buzzin'

wat do u call a deer with no eyes

a no idear

Why did tha chicken cross the road??


No it wasn't to get to the other side FFS

What Do You Call A Chav In A Blender?

Answer=Mush

What do you call a chick with one leg shorter than the other?
Answer:Ilean

What do you call a guy in a hole?
Answer:Phil

Nice 1 $LICE Heres Another

What Is Pink And Taps On Windows?

Answer= Baby In A Microwave

What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill? Black power.
What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill? White power.
What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto!

Lol Chris.

What Goes Pink Black Pink Black?

Answer= (Do not be offended) Dude Having a wank

No Rascism intended.

What do you get if you cross Micheal Jackson with Arnold Shcwartzenneger?
Answer = Micheal Jackson wazanegger

Lol Kk Thats Kwl Rofl

What Do you get when you cross meat loaf and kylie minogue

Answer= A Fit And Ugly Bastard