15 Year Old Boy Dies From Masterbating!
 

LOL, look at this! A kid dies from masterbating!

I took this picture using my digital camera.

I think you editted this and wrote it yourself because I dont' think a newspaper company would make spelling errors lol

Nah, I didn't make it, no editing. And how could I? Spelling errors, ask the newspaper company. I'll give you the adress if you care that much. And they didn't even capitalize his name and a whole bunch of other stuff, LOL. What noobs.

The image does look a bit fake, and the story a little unrealistic, but if it is real...He probably had the technique all wrong. =/

Without a doubt, edited.

Lol, what is that, Times New Roman?

"before this horrific accedint"

??? lol.... 100% edited

OH YEAH, PWNED YOU ALL.

Before you start fucking yelling at me, look at this. The same story in the idaho press tribune:

Proof that it's real. Unban my other account please.

Lmao thats funny.

I still dont believe you. You can still see its not a real story. You either printed it out and took a pic of it or edited to a new newspaper.

Even if it s a true story this is not a real article.

thats all i gotta say..

Are you fucking dumb electra? I just showed pics of the story. How is it fake? Prove to me that it's fake.

Please unban me mod. I've learned my lesson not to make posts like this. Even thought the story is real and I have proof.

Also, it sais no where in the rules about this.

Please unban me, I'm sorry.

Are you fucking blind Kecal?? :eusa_eh: I said i dont believe you. I dont got time to explain or prove anything to noobs like u.

Lifes too short for your crap...

End of story

26 posts?
 

you only had 26 posts so why does it matter if you were a veteran member or something maybe they would put 26 posts man i can do it in a half hour

HAHA either way thats gotta fucking suck i mean people say o g sry to hear about your loss ..... howd he die. Im sure he was happy b4 he died. If I died thats not how I wanna be rememberd parents find u dead with your dick in your hand yah i dont think so.

Masturbation*


a real newspaper that spells it wrong, yeah right

lol pwnt

It's not real or I'd be dead, you can't die or go blind from chronic masturbation, I've proven it. Lock this shit Mod please.

Right
 

I think its fake cause it looks fake but its still funny

Pretty Sure I'd Be Dead If It Was True :o

You're calling her dumb? You're the dumbass here. That is so fake. And if it were real, those newspaper writers have to be fired. It's "would've", not "would of".

Yes, unbanned. Hey, I didn't make it. Don't yell at me. How about you e-mail the idaho press tribune if you don't belive me. So what they have spelling errors. It makes them look like 7 year olds but when you have to right a story every day you don't have 5 hours to correct spelling errors.

Yea No Shit Kecal. Go F$^@ Yourself! Don't Call Electra "fucking dumb" Because You Madeup A Fake Newspaper Article about Masturbation. :eusa_clap:

Stfu. Just stfu.

Please don't yell at me. I didn't make it, omg..

I am pretty much postive that EVERY newspaper company checks grammar and spelling errors..

Ya LOL Obviously That Is What A 'EDITOR' Is For. Next Time you are trying to make-up a Newpaper Article.. Make Sure You Have Correct Grammar, Puncuation, And Spelling Correct. :p Better Luck Next Time.

I also have a question.. why did you make up a article about someone dieing when masturbating?

I didn't make it. So I wouldn't know.

Haha I Was Going To Ask The Same...Does This Sorta Thing Get You Off?

''An error message from the brain to the penis?'' WTF? Biggest load of bullshit I've heard.

The first picture is definitely fake.
It was made using an online fake newspaper article maker, if I can get the URL for it, i'll post it(I've been there before).

In my opinion this shit is fake.

The 1st one isn't fake at all. It's as real as the second one.

It's real alright!
A real fake(Doesn't make any sense at all, I know).
Dude, shut up, I KNOW it's fake.

A real fake? What, lol.

Do you want another picture?

Every newspaper on the planet follows a template. No open spaces. Therefore, every newspaper on the planet justifies their text. This is so the article stretches the full width of the box of content without leaving open spaces. Duh.

Not to mention the brain doesn't exactly work like a computer. There is no "error" message or "blue screen of death" that results in a heart attack. Heart attacks that take place during sexual arousal are due to the spike in blood pressure.

Oh, right. And here's the generator: http://tools.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/

How do you feel knowing that everyone here now knows you're a liar?
Lieing won't get you very far on this site, let alone life altogether.

Mod's could we please lock this thread it is the stupidest fucking thing in the world...The dud who made this is just trying to get people to like him and he doesn't know how because in the real world he has no friends

I would rather perpetuate the humility by leaving it open. =/

lol but this just makes no sense...if it's fake you should close it so maybe people could get bored and start making new filters and make this the number one site on the web...:P