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Worst thing when wacking off?
What's your worst thing in wachking off? :O
Me, when i jizz on my keyboard or modem : / Penis Penis Penis Spam Penis Penis Penis Penis :eusa_boohoo: penis |
um the time when you have to clean 'it' up :eusa_doh:
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when suddenly a bald fat man comes up and shows weight lose pills :violent1: and your porn is overcorverd by old fat hairy man omfg happens all the time Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr free porn sites pop ups
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Peter looked a pictures of me once while jacking off. No joke.
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He also looked at pictures of a deformed aborted fetus while jacking off too.
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When your girlfriend walks in on you...
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When your MOM walks in on you. Almost happened to me once...
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when you set the toaster too hot and you burn all your pop-tarts.
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When your ass starts to stick to the toilet seat...lol
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Nothing for me o.o
Its best to do in the shower so you dont get caught :* |
lol:spam1:
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lol!!! :eusa_doh: :eusa_doh: :eusa_doh:
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1) What Peter said; your jizz flying on to something you don't want it to be on, like your desk or keyboard
2) Just plain getting caught. Doesn't matter by who. Getting caught sucks no matter who it is. O.o |
it's so awkward when my dog comes in and stares at me. :tard:
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:eusa_eh: :eusa_whistle: :laughing5: :mad: :eusa_hand: boom chika boom boom chika boom boom!:violent1: :eusa_naughty:
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My dog does that too, sadly.
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My dog too but......she breathes heavy when she stares....AKWARD
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Rofl
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My dog is being freaky ,stares at me and wants to say:LOL NOOB!111 ZOMFG
That's so freaky,isn't it? |
dude...
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lol :tard: :tard: :tard: :tard:
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