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Peener 07-29-2006 12:49 AM

Worst thing when wacking off?
 
What's your worst thing in wachking off? :O

Me, when i jizz on my keyboard or modem : /

Penis
Penis
Penis
Spam
Penis
Penis
Penis

Penis :eusa_boohoo: penis

Heff 07-29-2006 01:02 AM

um the time when you have to clean 'it' up :eusa_doh:

aaronhillier25 07-29-2006 01:17 PM

when suddenly a bald fat man comes up and shows weight lose pills :violent1: and your porn is overcorverd by old fat hairy man omfg happens all the time Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr free porn sites pop ups

Heff 07-29-2006 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aaronhillier25
when suddenly a bald fat man comes up and shows weight lose pills :violent1: and your porn is overcorverd by old fat hairy man omfg happens all the time Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr free porn sites pop ups

YOU HAVENT EVEN HIT PUBERTY YET



Vis 07-29-2006 04:00 PM

Peter looked a pictures of me once while jacking off. No joke.

DefectiveProduct 07-29-2006 04:10 PM

He also looked at pictures of a deformed aborted fetus while jacking off too.

Jeremy 07-30-2006 01:11 AM

When your girlfriend walks in on you...

Sifter 07-30-2006 01:12 AM

When your MOM walks in on you. Almost happened to me once...

riggsley 07-30-2006 09:10 AM

when you set the toaster too hot and you burn all your pop-tarts.

Brad 07-30-2006 09:16 AM

When your ass starts to stick to the toilet seat...lol

Randy 07-30-2006 01:41 PM

Nothing for me o.o

Its best to do in the shower so you dont get caught :*

Alex- 07-30-2006 01:56 PM

lol:spam1:

Peener 07-30-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy
Nothing for me o.o

Its best to do in the shower so you dont get caught :*

But its a pain in the ass to clean off and unstick the..........................

tennisluvr8 07-30-2006 09:12 PM

lol!!! :eusa_doh: :eusa_doh: :eusa_doh:

DefectiveProduct 07-31-2006 09:47 AM

1) What Peter said; your jizz flying on to something you don't want it to be on, like your desk or keyboard

2) Just plain getting caught. Doesn't matter by who. Getting caught sucks no matter who it is. O.o

riggsley 07-31-2006 11:29 AM

it's so awkward when my dog comes in and stares at me. :tard:

p1nba11 07-31-2006 10:44 PM

:eusa_eh: :eusa_whistle: :laughing5: :mad: :eusa_hand: boom chika boom boom chika boom boom!:violent1: :eusa_naughty:

Jimmy 08-02-2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riggsley
it's so awkward when my dog comes in and stares at me. :tard:

lol i feel yah

Sifter 08-02-2006 06:30 PM

My dog does that too, sadly.

-rammstein-freak- 08-02-2006 06:39 PM

My dog too but......she breathes heavy when she stares....AKWARD

riggsley 08-02-2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -rammstein-freak-
My dog too but......she breathes heavy when she stares....AKWARD

hahahhahaha, lol.

gurprizzle 08-03-2006 07:28 PM

Rofl
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Vis
Peter looked a pictures of me once while jacking off. No joke.

lol thas fukin hilarious lmfao

Christian 08-04-2006 11:00 AM

My dog is being freaky ,stares at me and wants to say:LOL NOOB!111 ZOMFG

That's so freaky,isn't it?

john--coke 08-05-2006 12:21 AM

dude...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeremy
When your girlfriend walks in on you...

if you got a girlfriend you shouldnt be jacking your self off she should be duhh!!!!!

cokefizz 08-05-2006 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peter
What's your worst thing in wachking off? :O

Me, when i jizz on my keyboard or modem : /

Penis
Penis
Penis
Spam
Penis
Penis
Penis

Penis :eusa_boohoo: penis

i thought 11 year old dicks weren't big enough to jack off with.

Alex- 08-05-2006 04:25 PM

lol :tard: :tard: :tard: :tard:


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