you know what i hate...
 

old people. they can't drive, they can't move, all they can do is crap in their pants and stink up my house.

lol, and don't give me the "that's not nice! one day your going to be old too".

i'm gonna die young lol. :toothy2: :eusa_dance:

share some of your experiences with old people.

bah humbug lol

I work at burger king. EVERY dam morning the same old people walk in slowly with their walkers and get all pissed off at me when i say welcome to burger king. or they start yelling at me when i forget to give them their SENIOR coffee instead of regular coffee. and they always got to use fucken EXACT CHANGE! it was like 2 dollars and 34 cents. but noo the old fart has to take an extra 5 minutes going through his little change holder to get me a quarter a nickel and 4 pennys. alright. they just piss me off.

My grandpa drives 5 miles an hour, it's so fucking humiliating.

LMAO. My grandpa drives about 90 on a 30 MPH road Lol. He accelerates to about 60 or 70 through a yellow light. Or sometimes a red light.

Rofl!

My grandpa dosn't live with me, neither does my grandma (THANK GOD!), but when they do come to visit and we go somewhere, my granda sometimes drives. And oh boy, SLOW is his FIRST, LAST, AND MIDDLE NAME!

god i know how you feel... i'm a host at a burger place, that just happens to be known for it's salad bar lol.

the salad bar attracts old people from miles around :eusa_boohoo: .

it's horrible, the smell... the rotting or skin pigment, the smell of used depends...

it's horrible.

Haha Yea Dude. Some little old lady came in, using a Electric wheelchair. And she made me walk around the desk, unhook the chain for the line. just so she could wheel up and order.. Then after ordering she drove off.. Making me "DELIVER" her Whopper JR and Senior Coffee. For A Whopping 1.60$. Than she screamed at me and made me go all the way back to bring her 2 Creams. Then when she was done eatting she cruised off in her little electric wheelchair and I had to go cleanup the mess she made on the table. Fucking elderly.

I think we all have one thing down in our heads...

"Fuck the elderly."

one time i was taking a group of old people to their seats. lol, i have to walk extra slow so they can keep up... after i get the seated. i start my standard, "hope you guy's enjoy your meal, your server will be right with you" thing...

as i'm saying it this crazy old dude grabs my arm, pulls it, and says, "Are you talking to me!?" AND HE WOULDN'T LET GO...

it was literally the most disturbing moment of my life. a few days later fungus was growing all over my arm where he touched it.

old people disgust me. :mad:

You people sadden me you have to love you elderlys. They lived a full life and they do that because they are bored and have no life left in them. They are just waiting for death to pass through them. If my grandma dies I'm going to die of sadness... ='(

of course, when a close relative dies everybody feels at least a little sad.

i'm talking about old people in general...

Well all old people belong to younger people...... :()

ok so me and my friend are shooting hoops and my next door neighbor (very old woman) comes out and says, dont make so much noise please move ur hoop more to the right. and im like wtf "stop complaining old lady, dont u have some church to go to or soemthing?" and she just walks away.
it pisses me off that old people dont understand that younger peeps like to have fun and make noise, and the stupidest part is, they haven't moved and they just keep bitching ! if they hate the noise why dont they move to some old people neighborhood where they belong...

old people are happy and thing

Happy? What you talkin bout Willis?

one day i got on the bus
and my shoe fell off because the old people were pushing me
and then i went OMG I DROPPED MY SHOE
and this old hag went "FORGET ABOUT YOUR FUCKING SHOE GET ON THE BUS"
and pushed past me
but then a sixth former got my shoe for me
>>>> year 8!

My mom was in a health food store once, and I was waiting in the car. Some old guy pulled up in his old as hell Chevy, right next to me, and was like, "HEY SONNY BOY, aren't you a little young to be staying in the car by yourself? I was a older than you when I started to be allowed in the car by myself, at the age of eight is--" I interupted him and told him, "I'm 12." And he walked off and looked all sad. He was going to the UPS store though, 2 places down from the health food place, and he got back before my mother did, and said, "Hey there, sonny boy." Then turned on his truck and turned up the radio real loudly, and the sad part is, the radio was playing country.
The old fart was annoying.
Fucking haggot (combo between dumbassgot and hag).

lmao
Okay, nice story...?

LMFAO

Lol i hate old people who think they know everything, the country part happened to me before...but it was a Hick in a 1995 F-150 Long bed LMAO he thought he was cool, so i was in my car with 3 22 in subwoofers in it i turned up "Lean Wit it Roc Wit it" and he like started crying OWNED:eusa_dance:

haha weird thing is that we are talkin about somethin that we will become l8er on, and then the new generation is gonna be postin on the forums about "Us the old people" lmao

I'll never be the creepy old guy in the parking lot NEEEEVVVEeeeerrrrr *fades away*LMAO