The Never Ending Story
 

ok im gonna make up a story and u guys will have to add on to it as we go, so we'll see how this turns out. and dont question or comment on the things we say just add on to the story.

OK HERE'S THE BEGINNING


so here's (JC) playin mycoke and this dude comes up to me and says, i'll give u 9 gongs for ur pin, "wtf are u on crack bitch" and so then i hack that ho bagg and then the next thing u know.......he's flyin all the way to that guy's house, and starts blowing him and beggin him to give back his stuff, "now ur gonna get it" so jc fucks him up hard socks him in the face like a mother fucker, slams his head with the door "DONT EVER PULL SOMETHIN LIKE THAT AGAIN FUCK FACE" he pulls out his ak 47 pulls the trigger and THEN .... :O

shoots the hell out of his asshole...

But that poor bastard, liked it and then shot JC back and he died.

eiiirrr *scratch noise* back that shit up, jc didn't die. ok so here we go.

so that bitch dies and that dumbass's coke buddies found out about this, so they flew to jc's house and got their crew they had 8 peeps, they see jc alone by himself and they laugh at him, then all of the sudden, peeps start poppin out, there goes 2 then 4 then 8 then 15 then 20 then 30 and they run like pussies when.....

They shot everyone and died. The End. :)

no biotch not the end ..... ok so anyways
then 30 pop out when...

They got banned from Coke and their shitty lifes were done. Oh yeah and then they died.

so they both died but what jc and that guy did not know before they died was, their girl friends got Pregnant that same day. both of the boys turned out gay and became jigalos, so jc's son was payed by that guy's other son, but then the guy's son finds out it was his dad's enemies son, they faught and bitch slapped when he pulls out!!.....

haha uhh noooo jc is not me anyways...
someone lead the story

uhh no....

and then the silly motherfucker pulls out a deuce deuce and...like fuck yo couch dude...and dave chappelle walks in a says im rick james BITCH! and pimp slaps them both and they go into a coma...

then the bitch wakes up from coma and see's he has make up on their dick, and some spilled jesus juice on his mouth, then he hears a nosie "chumon, hee hee, aaaahhh!!!!" he looks and it is....

BOB SAGET!!! he's getting it on with some lesbians in the closet! and then JC is al like 'wtf mate' and then like...he turns around and all of a sudden EVERYONE IS JUST FUCKING. dave chappelle is riding one of the members of the crew like a fucking horse, and then all of a sudden john gets mounted by that guy with the gongs. and then like jesus pops out of nowhere and he's like "yOOO whattup?" and steals some pins from you. but you're too busy with the gong guy and then i pop out of nowhere and start throwing oranges at everyone, but the madness is just too much for me to stop. then all of a sudden bob saget appears again, but this time he has a...

monkey on his back throwing poo. and then i wake up and say fuck this and sit in the corner watching every1 fucking lighting up a bowl and relax...then order one of chicks to come to daddy lol..........

until the world collapsed

between my eyelids

and then anmar beats the shit outa this noob for stealing "the never ending story" and then he....

dude stfu, u think ur so cool callin people noobs, and by the way i had no fucking idea that a never ending story was made before mine.

so anyways
and then he.. bitch slaps aaronhillier25 in the face, but then aaronhillier shits his pants and runs like a pussy until he runs into......

the guy from next friday (damon) that takes him in the bathroom and rapes him like a little bitch, then John goes to take a piss and sees aaron laying on the floor passed out and kiks him in the nuts and....


lol

And Aaron wakes up and he's all like why'd you do that. But before he can finish the sentence he dies. And then some guy named Robert comes in he he's all like, oh no a dead guy! And the Aaron wakes up and he's like woah, what happened?

and i say "that's what you get for fucking with chuck norris" and bob saget comes out in a bathrobe and says "werd up niccuh!". even though everyone knows what went down. but aarons a little bitch so we don't care. but all of a sudden we hear an explosion coming from down the street...

you should stfu because you think your so cool trying to make a never ending story when there already was one. so don't be such a dumbass.

Someone's got beef.

everyone goes to see what the explosion was and its godzilla attacking the city

AHHHHHHHHH. and then bob sagget pops out with a blow up doll on his back. he takes out his sidekick III and texts chuck norris and his posse. they get all up in that bitch and everyone has godzillaburgers for dinner! mmM! everythings goin peachy keen until...

they all run up and see such a site as this!!!




and chuck norris runs inside the store and orders a slut while bob saget bitch slaps george bush

ps.I MADE THIS...

lmao thats beautiful

and then john pistol whipps georgy and his overprivelaged arse. then...chuck norris comes out with a beautiful hoe dressed as a french maid. they head off to his jeep. but all of a sudden bob saget says "dood look in the sky" and the sky is covered with...

...rubberbands?!!. they all see god making a rubberband ball out of earth and hes gonna bounce it to the sun!! all the sudden...

bob saget goes "OH SNAP" and everyone goes to get their guns and knives. even though that won't do shit, it's human nature. chuck norris plans on hogtie-ing up gawd to save the earth from it's distruction. but chuck norris all of a sudden stops gathering his rope because...

A giant chicken starts eating the rubberband ball! When it's done, it eats Chuck Norris. Bob Saget says, "You can't do that you crazy ass chicken! That's Chck Norris! The giant chicken throws up Chuck Norris. But just when things seem to be fine...

god untied the rope because hes god. then god demanded 1 trillion dollars as their punishment, they knew he didnt need the money but he wanted to see them work for it. god used his lightning to fry the chicken so everyone had fryed chicken.

but the chicken was marinated with garlic, which had a rare strain of syphelis in it. and everyone got syphelis. and died. but then they became resurrected by just throwing up. chuck norris, on the other hand, did not die. bob saget already had syphelis and was uneffected, coz he's a skanky muthafucka.

anyways...john looked around, glad to be alive and said...

Where the fuck are we? They all looked around, they were alive, really alive, alive IN HELL! Thay all went to hell.

ur a fucking idiot, like i said "I DIDNT KNOW THERE ALREADY WAS ONE" and who gives a shit if there was a previous one...

ok then, on with the story...


glad to be alive and said....
chamon hee hee *grabs his balls then screams*
john's spirit was mixed up with michael jackson's so john was stuck in mj's body and mj was stuck in john's body, so mj keeps it a secret cause he likes being in a younger body, and john freaks out being in this fuckin fucked up shit hole. so john goes to find help from the police, but they start to think that he's crazy so they put him in a mental institue when someone.....

They live happily ever after..

















Or did they?

sorry, double post

put him in a mental institue when someone.....

replaced him in a nursery home, legitimizing the rumor that nursery homes are dangerous to old folk.
he drove them crazy, placing fake dog poo' in their beds, fooling nurses of the cleveland steamers.
So, one night he grew the courage to run from this home. He lived in the sewer, where he met the TMNT. Yes, thats right, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There they smoked bongs, and gravity bongs from culligan bottles. They couldnt clear the damn thing, so Master Splinter blurred to the gravity bong, and cleared it with one sharp inhale.
The fellows were astounded, then from being so stoned, MJ's spirit arose from John's body. The ninja turtles quickly recognized MJ and slew him right there on the spot. John thanked them and randomly begged them for more weed. But they turned the junkie down, and told him to go fuck 'emself. Suddenly Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo & Donatello fled from the site, to seek the holy grail, and then...

tourettesguy comes up screaming TITS!!! PISS!!! FUCK!!! BOB SAGET!!! and complaining that his trash compressor thing sound like chewbacka taking a shit. and everyone enjoys his strange spasmes until...

and everyone enjoys his strange spasmes until...

until john went to the strip club and brought some ho's to his crib, so they undress when john realizes that :O..................................