Why do men have nipples?
 

Why?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????!11111111 11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????

HAHA, you didn't pay attention in Human Anatomy did you?

Haven't taken it yet I think.

That's like asking why does a car have an engine.

To make the wheels on the bus go round and round... oh nipples... well... God started to make boobs... but then the phone rang... so he didnt finish...

So when their childrens mother is gone, they can chew on the fathers nipples.

To add to our chests? Maybe because we would feel left out ^_^

For the guys wiht ED... so instead of getting a boner, they get hard nipples.

Oh dear...Cold water makes my nipples hard :S:eusa_shifty:

i read somewere that in anchent time men used to breast feed and that they produced milk, im so hapry we evolved XD

I'm not:( Sometimes I get thirsty and i'm out of drink:( I want milk in my breasts...Is that so wrong?

lol i want rum in my breasts, or fruit punch :P

Yes, yes it is.

Then get over it ^_^

And to darkphaux...Lol I'd want like...Wine!! So it can ferment. Then I can go to fancy restaurants and squirt wine into peoples glasses and make money ^_^. Nipple wine.

lol nipple wine, id like some. nipples.....

I'm gonna make an incision in my nipple and insert wine. Then i'll poke a hold through the tip of my nipple and re-route the fluids and block it off. That way when I squeeze my nipple i'll squirt wine :O. Or blood, who knows?

lol u should try. imma grow out my nipple hair

You do that...I'm not gonna try, maybe if I can have it done through surgery. Just watch the news, you might nee me :O.

lol then i can say I KNOW THAT GUY, and all my friends will think im some kinda sicko

lmao yea like theyd be like wtf.. and stuff. i just watched some indian girl and her nipples were nasty big like semi deflated tube balloons

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I think shes saying its because monkeys had nipples and we evolved from them?

Probally, I'm gonna put silly string in my nipples :)

Hope it dont lock up and i have like a heart attack tho :P