The Ultimate Jokes Thread
 

Post Your best jokes in this thread please

The Most Recent I Have Heard Are :

What Do You Call (Name goes here) With carrots in his ears ?

Answer = Anything He Cant Hear Ya



Chav Ones

Ay Up What Do You Call A Chav In A Box ?

Answer =Init


Q= What Do You Call A Chav In A Filing Cabinate ?

Answer=Sorted

Q=What Do You Call A Chav With Bee's Down His Plants ?

Answer=Buzzin'

wat do u call a deer with no eyes

a no idear

Why did tha chicken cross the road??


No it wasn't to get to the other side FFS

What Do You Call A Chav In A Blender?

Answer=Mush

What do you call a chick with one leg shorter than the other?
Answer:Ilean

What do you call a guy in a hole?
Answer:Phil

Nice 1 $LICE Heres Another

What Is Pink And Taps On Windows?

Answer= Baby In A Microwave

What do you call a black person pushing a car up a hill? Black power.
What do you call a white person pushing a car up a hill? White power.
What do you call a mexican pushing a car up a hill? Grand theft auto!

Lol Chris.

What Goes Pink Black Pink Black?

Answer= (Do not be offended) Dude Having a wank

No Rascism intended.

What do you get if you cross Micheal Jackson with Arnold Shcwartzenneger?
Answer = Micheal Jackson wazanegger

Lol Kk Thats Kwl Rofl

What Do you get when you cross meat loaf and kylie minogue

Answer= A Fit And Ugly Bastard

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Your Face !! Haha joke,,,

Here it goes,

your mother's so dumb when she herd it's gonna be chilly out side she ran out side with a bowl and a spoon,,, =)

Why is it a shame to see 3 chavs in a nova drive off a cliff?

Because a nova holds 4 xD

Yo momma so fat when she went to macdonalds she tripped over wendys and landed on burgerking. Got that from the actual show of Yo Momma

Kwl And Lol BlindMonkey

Here's Another

Your Mom's So Thick I Rang the doorbell and the toilet flushed :o