Real Life Storys
 

Tell us some experiences of life you have or any stories:)

This one time ... at band camp..


but really..

Uhm..
the 1 time my dad hit me in the head with a steel shovel..
lol
Didnt feel it..
but I bled :)
And I have a scar lol

Nice Josh,

Yeah i broke my ribs once;

Right i have a fucked up bike to go to school with so i was riding home from a long day at school and theres a slope then a alley way and then at the END THERE'S THE FUCKING BARRIORS,well the night before i decided to fuck up the brakes to this day i regret doing that anyways back on the story i was going down this slope and a blind man turns the corner at the end of the barriors i knew he was blind cause he had those glasses and that WALKING STICK xD so i swerv into the wall to avoid the fucker and hit the barriors full on flipped over, DAMN THAT HURT! anyways turns out the gay was just a typical dumb disabled fuck and he just laughed at me if only if ONLY i had the energy to go beat his ass up.

Well my life is kinda boring, and my story would be that i broke my wrist in basketball last year and i would've been the only freshmen to make varsity :mad:

I once got laid in an aeroplane.

I once got laid on a moving steel works converbelt. :eusa_dance:

I witnessed my stepsister get raped by my dad and his friend on a boat in the middle of a lake when I was 12.

I witnessed my cousin get chased by a pitbull, amazing enough my very, very slow cousin kept away from the pitbull for awhile...But in the end my cousin was caught and it wasn't pretty, but i wasn't all that bad he was able to walk away :eusa_dance:

I was coming back from school and all the street where wet because of the rain. Suddenly a car goes infront of me so I started pushing the break slowly and my car started spinning. xD I crashed with 5 little orange trees and one lamp post. :O

My car was a Nissan X-Trail, it was a total loss.

Damn that's gotta suck.
One time, me and 5 mates beat up this fat kid.
Seemed like a good thing to do at the time, a week or so later, his dad beat the shit outta me.

i was soo high 1 day with my friend n we were tokin in the back yard and i was laying down behind the trampoleans n i started nodin my head yes for a lil bit then it was my turn for the hit n i whacked my head form shakin my head yes on this big block i said ouch and went on shakin my head n tokin FUN TIMES:eusa_drool:

yea that shits messed up

yeah, it was. i have a no contact order with my dad.

um i was in the car with my godmother and my cousin, i was in the backseat and she was gonna drop me and my cousin off somewhere and she was gonna go find a parking spot, so i opened the door and i put my foot outside of the car to get out, and as im standin up she fuckin goes foward and runs over the side of my left foot and i was like "oh shit" and it fucking hurt like fuck and i pulled my foot and it came out. and my godmother didn't do shit, not even help me, she was like all freakin out "aahhh!! help! ahh!! help!!! please!! help!!!" so I freed my foot and to my suprise, i had no injuries.

Once upon a time....well yesterday, I was going (on a highway) to paramount's canada's wonderland (theme park) and i saw an 18 wheeler upside down. :eusa_whistle:

lol sweet did u blow her over lol

once i was about 11 and i was walking home from school and this guy was stood in the bush which he looked to have a shotgun in his hand ... i shit ma self i started running and shouting like a spanner(i was a n00b then) then the guy must have got scarred of me but i think he got distracted by the women coming out of her door to see what was happening man she had her massive b00bs stuck out and you could see her mpussy (she must have been in the bath) the guy was drulling and he didnt even notice the cops come and they got him ... they said he was going to shoot me but im lucky to be hear today phew...

sounds fake.

One time when I was a little kid I beat up my friend because he was a mommys boy i dont like mommys boys mommys boys go to bed at 9 when they tell them to but i dont because im not a mommys boy.


lol



Who remembers that kid that said somethin like that? I think it was on empire city.

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:eusa_snooty: know.




i once got on cam naked for a 25 year old man

well, this hasnt happened yet, but its gonna happen.

im going to jump this fat motherfucker who sold some of my shit and never have me my 60%.

he says "oh YUR GonA DIE"

and ive playslapped this kid in the face before and he starts bawling.

but yea, im gonna beat the motherfucking pork out of this bitch.

When I was younger I remember that the childcare place I went to always let the kids hurt each other and it was so violent. My sister got real hurt when this little girl her age bit her face by her eye. She was bleeding and everything. Also one of the workers liked to rape I dont think I was the only one.

one time i was ridin home on a bike nd on a hill i swerved the bike fell i rolled down a huge ass hill nd hit a telephone pole.... my stomach was cut open d it wasnt fun...

Once I went on ThyElite and saw that an old thread from July was revived. I also noticed other old threads in other topics being revived. Then I wonder why?

Woah Some Stories Are Violent O_O . Ok If U wanna be violent Here U go. Once I was Freinds with this Kid called mario and I was with my Gf and He liked her so He asked her out And when she said "No!" He Punched My Gf . So The Fucking Backstabber Deserved The Beating Me and My freinds Gave Him.

i got into a fight with my best frined like 2 weeks ago i gave him a broken noise 1 black eye a fat lip and he brok 2 knuckles all i got was one punch in the mouth i had a fat lip

one time when i wuz 3 i just started to climb up a bookshelf (no reason) soon when i was at the top the book shelf started to fall and it fell on my chin i went into hospital with a shattered chin. at the hospital he had to stick a fucking syringey thing (very long needle) into the bone of my chin, i neva climbed bookshelves since that, but i still do climb trees, i fell off a tree and just landed on my back (RIGHT BESIDE A POINTED STUMP!!!) i was sooo close to having a stump through me. :O i was 12 when i did that my friends at school call me monkey :D

i once pissed off a popular kid at school ( i called him a fat sheep shagger) jus random and at the 2nd lunch break i was fighting about 13 kids (ALL AT THE SAME TIME) i knocked out 5 and busted 3 noses and gave 4 fat lips but i got beaten because i got a kik in the balls and i got pushed to the ground and the started to kik the shit out of me but i got them back :D i gave one of them a broken nose with a head but and they neva messed with me again,

oh and the worst of the couple kept spittin on me :mad: so i picked up the chair and threw it at him:eusa_whistle: (NO LIE) i hit him in the stomach hahahaha fat son of a bitch deserved that,:laughing5:

Monkey, ha ha cool.

O_o hey my post Had Stories in Red o_O