Rhyme busting thread.
 

In this thread you make your own rap, which can't be stupid like:

I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly.

anyway, ill make one now..

Oh, oh here we go, betta hit tha flo befo I bust you in da noes.

Goin down to tha town, everybody go now get low to tha flo everybody do it slow.

These people lookin around, I ain't even make a sound, i pull out my nine put them all on tha ground.

Caffie, yo rymes are so wacky

u a disgrace to MCs, you should get da smacky

Whip yo bitch ass with ma 45

bag you, kidnap you, throw you in da lake, videotape it live

Get yo gf, that horny ho

Cockslap her, lap her, tap her, and put on a show

yo bitch ass aint no MC, youz a rookie

get off the damn comp and get yo fat ass a cookie

O_o theres mine

Randy you think youz so good, ridin through da skreetz you call da hood.

Tryin to put me down with your words..you make me wanna throw my turds?

Damnit.

Caffienater, you're too cool.
Talking like you're oldschool,
Fool, anyone could drop you with a diss
Throwing your turds? maybe i should take a piss on your face
fucking disgrace.

I cant rhyme but i gotta give credz where they belong Randy that was a sik come bak :eusa_clap:

That wasn't as much as a comeback as it was a flame, tryin to get on top in this world they call a game, standin beside ya homies as they die, bullets coarsin through they bodies wonderin why they life is a lie.

Vis and Randy, you try to dis me, yalls mouths are so big, but you have little wee wees?...:tard:

I know I can't rap, but hey, I'm not black, you fall into my trap, then I, attack..

lol fuck it.

Whiteboy
 

hardee har har caffenine yu shuda been liek....


Imma white boy buh my neck is red i put miracle whip on my wonder bread
my face is pale and i aint neva been in jail...me and buffy spend every winta in bail..how many bitches have i slapped 0 up! and martha stewart happens to be my hero! I live on a farm and i was born wit no rhythm docta phils my uncle and i like to hang wit him...i cant dance, i wear baggy pants, my middle names lance, my grandmas from france... so maybe im wack cuz my skin aint black ,buh yu cant talk smack cuz, whitey jus struck bak

WUT WUT lol
i jus totally embarrased myself buh wateva

Because you stole the rap.

hey
I know ya'll are gay
tryina sing shit
ye dont even got a bit
now, if hitler was around
in to thy underground
he'd bust yo' ass,
wit teh giant mass
and make you admit n pray
"I know, i know, im gay, gay, gay..."
you say,
please, please, ban this noob,
yeah admin, ban this noob
he's a guy with a giant boob
he lied, lied, lied
he washes his dishes with tide
now, tide isnt for dishes
its for clothes with fishes
you wishes
wishes u werent a noob
cuz, cuz you, you feel like an icecube,
frozen there, smelling like a burned lube,
you're so mental, you swim with a tube
but at the end, your still a stupid noob.


haha, funniest shit i ever came up with...

heres my first attemp may not be good but i tried:

yo,yo go with the flow
pop it like its not
drop it like its hot
lick it with a flick
put inside your dick
bone her hard
dont be a retard
keep with the flow
give her a blow
twenty second glory
lifetime story....


tell me what you think (dirty i know :p)

haha pretty good matt betta than anything i cud come up with

thanks i made it up from my head lol and i listen to eminem and stuff like that so i do know aload but wont post em all coz some you will not wanna hear :p

It's kinda hard to say the raps without a beat.

i write my crappy rap while singing em in my mind.

dude dis dude dat where the dunkin donuts at

To tell ya where da dunkin donuts at I aint even gotta rap, but I do it anyway
because I can show ya my game.

You ride to da east side, throwin bows open wide, turn down da skreet make a dude drop atcha feet, go bout a mile down tha road, HEY, you betta not run ova that toad!

Turn right, thats tight its alright, this thug wanna fight

beat his ass to dunkin donuts until he ain't got no nutz.

Yo, look at all ya'll people tryin to rap

you think you so cool when you riding on flats

pullin out yo fake plastic guns that cant shoot crap

driving in yo peice of shit ford, made in year 1954

popin yo colla and walkin in yo 5$ kicks

flyin to yo cheap ass parties unda the planes by the cargo n shit

showin off yo tinfoil grillz

and flashin yo fake diamond earings and rings

danm dude, you aint shit

bend down, and suck my dick

That's all I got, first time rapping :o.

:eusa_clap:

Try halfway rhyming next time..

It was still good. Hey, I think I could become a pro at this :D :eusa_snooty:.

Cant we just be freinds?

Oh, listen to this crappy rap!




All you others think you're so rich
but as it ends up you're all my bitch.

Your house and ride is filled with mold
but my food is made of fucking gold!




Uh, yeah. That's it.

This rap mite suck. i no i no (my 1st time)
 

Gay guy there talkin with his mom
he said i will kill u with a bomb
So his mom kiked him out so he went to his gals place
but then her mom kiked him and said "ur a disgrace"
so hes ridin ridin down tha road talkin to hookers 'OO u no':eusa_clap:
so got rite down way down to the flo
He had a bunch of girls playin with his dick
so then he had beet um' with a stick:eusa_clap:
Next he went down to the pub
were he had not nown that it was a strip club:eusa_shifty:
So he found a old place after 5 yrs
He had a girl freiend who had no ears
so he dumped her and fround a sexy chick
were 'stead 54 mnths in 9 mnths they had 6kids!:eusa_shhh: :eusa_snooty:
DAMNIT!

HAHAhahahaha that's so fucking funny!:eusa_clap:

this is guna be 1 called 'My girl'
 

My gal dumped me 1mnth ago
so heres my story bout well..u no
She was a sweetheart
chillin' and relaxin at the poolyard
She said swete baby baby com here plz
she said 'lets get maried'and i said 'Jeez'
'i dont no baby i and u gota work and all'
so she said 'i can just quit my job at the mall'
i sat her down on monday
wen she randomly asked 'r u gay'?
i said 'Hell no baby cuz i luv U'
then she said i no baby that is true'
so wen we got home we had a big fite
then i ddnt see her since that nite!:eusa_wall: :(

true story her name was Heather Vincent

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo check it uh yea oh what yeah uh checkit yo yo yo uh check it check it yea o check that shit uh yea..

THAT WAS SOME SHIT RIGHT THERE, TOP THAT people

Yo, look at all ya'll people tryin to rap

you think you so cool when you riding on flats

pullin out yo fake plastic guns that cant shoot crap

driving in yo peice of shit ford, made in year 1954

popin yo colla and walkin in yo 5$ kicks

flyin to yo cheap ass parties unda the planes by the cargo n shit

showin off yo tinfoil grillz

and flashin yo fake diamond earings and rings

danm dude, you aint shit

bend down, and suck my dick

Well Listen up here "TAG BODY SPRAY"
Your scents suckass. I use AXE Everyday.
It leaves the little girlies with nothen to Say.
Even yo Big fat Momma be droppin by sayen Hey.
But you know what lets forget about Deodorant.
THrow it away along with the Anti-persperant.
My name is Nick B. I'm Bad with a Capitol B.
My rhymes be gettin ya'll twisted and sick.
I caarry a 9 'mm right beside My Dick.
So ya betta watcha say when I'm around
Or I be poppen yo Ass and I Bury Ya'll In Tha Ground.

Hahaha ROFL!

Yo shut yo mouf you little prick
Yo usaname says nick, but it should be dick
You talkin so much shit
And sayin u got a dick
Shut up sun, u aint got nutin but a stick
LOok at yo sig, u wish u had her
u could shove ya 9mm stick up ha bunz

Hahaha Nice :D

Listen up Mr. Tag. Or shuda I Call ya dumbass?
Ya'll rap like some 80 yearold Hag.
About to die, bout ta be put in a bag.
Shut yor dumbassgety ass mouth, bitch.
B4 I shootout yo tires, put yo ass in the ditch.
Vida Guerra? Dont be talken bout my bitch.
Matter of face shes on her knees as we speak.
Sucken my phat cock, I get it every single week.
I take her from behind, Show her that i'm kind.
Then I blow it her face, and do a Re-wind.
The best bitch you can bag is Probly a Mister.
If thats not good enough, you can fuck ya sister.
Gameover. You Lost. Its Done. Sit back and accept it Son.

Haha! My raps suck, oh well...

Hey dumbass nick, go suck on a dick
That bitch aint no bitch
cuz she got a big dick!
shoven in and out, all night long
she bends you over, and shoves it in your buns
you cry, scream, squeek and squeel
but she wont let you go in a million years
she then pulls you over and shoves her cock in your mouth
you suck, you pull, and tug on the meat
you eat it and shove it down yo trought
and at the end of the day, you ask fo more

ROFL. Ok, this is just for fun, I'm not serious, and I don't want us to hate each other. Just for fun!

i deleted it because i got embarassed after reading it again.

I'm not much of a rap person, im an electronica kid, but hey, im doing this just cuz Caffienater said not to use "I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly."

So, here we go.

I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly
You don't even cry, cuz yo so high
I slept with your ho, it aint a lie
brotha, just go die
I know you want mo'
But its my sho
Im takin a stand
holdin her hand
Your ho
yes Your ho
shes mine
no fine
she picked me
cuz i set her free
And dats right bitch,
I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly.

dude why you tryen to outrap me
im the greatest mota fucka cant ya see?
dude what ya sayen bout my ladies?
fool they wudnt touch ya white ass
even if yas pulled up in a mercedies.
fineass women wana b haven my babies.
so if ya even think bout tuochen their booty
niga i da rap police and this nigas on duty.

Oh yeah?
Well then, i poke you in the eye cuz im so fly.

Looks like nobody else wants to test out their rapping skills. Your all scared. :D

um i will try
AHEM- RAP SUCKS

Nick sucks dick like its a big stick, of candy isn't that dandy? My moms name is Randy but that aint no brandy that shes a male. Iwill go get my scale to weigh me, then i see 103 and im like jee that this is a B,now its day, hay, i got something to say, that this shit is gay

Lmao all of that just came out of my fingers...

yall think youz an mc
your rap is faker than gf's tits you see
common bitches get real
your gf's mouth is north
and my dick is down south
but soon it will be all up in her fucking mouth
your guy's rhymes suck like crap
i'd rather hear william hung rap
ok so im done
but are u done?
or do u have to spit again with crappy ass rhymes son?

Alright If i wrote that i'd be pretty embarassed. :D