Originally Posted by PlatinumAudio

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Keep typing. Maybe, someday, you'll randomly type something semi-intelligent. You wouldn't know Up from Down if you had three guesses. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I am reminded of something relevant that Benjamin Disraeli said: "He was distinguished for ignorance - for he had only one idea and that was wrong."

When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the Speaking Scale, it screams, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Who am I kidding? You would.

In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.