The dumbest thing you've tried do to, to choke your chicken
 

I once took a banana, took out the insides, and then wrapped it around my dick and started to masturbate. There's no pleasure at all, and it's very messy. It dosn't work, at all.

Lol hmmmm i havent tried but if i did id prolby try an alasitic

You havn't masturbated before? Your like 10, right? Your dick is too small.

im 14.... NOOB but why would you use somthing? u homo? lol use ur hand ....:toothy2:

FLASH LIGHT that ok?

lol aaron obviously u use your hand :eusa_liar:

vacume cleaner turn it and up down :D

Well you no tolet paper to wipre your ass, well you know that brown roll in the inside that like holds the paper together? Well, make sure you dont have a boner, stick your dick in it, then get a boner.
Feels pretty good actually. Ima crazy wacker : /
(WARNING: THE ROLL MAY RIP APART IF YOU HAVE A MAJOR BONER, 90% CHANCE OF HAPPENING)

...wtf? o.O

lmao
 

You guys are pretty perverted lmao :stfu: