Quotes from movies
 

"Sometimes I miss you so much, I can hardly stand it..." -Brokeback Mountain

Alex: Dude, your bed is a car...
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

Grandmas Boy.

Stewie Griffin 'why yes, i love crack, im absolutly coo-coo for crack'

Family Guy

"This thread is fucking gay."

Kecal.

"ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! stop hitting me!!!!"

"this is like if tyson faught an infant"

"i cant wait to punch u while ur sleeping tonite"

Grandmas boy

"Good night, San Diego"

-Anchorman