this morning i woke up itching.
 

my toe wouldn't stop itching. so i kept itching. and itching. then i looked down when i woke up and realized that it was a spider bite.

lmao don't turn into spider man now!! haha

Man, thats got to be the most interesting story.. liek EVAR.

this morning i woke up with a boner.

OMG, ME TOO?!????!!!1111!!!!!!one!!!!exclamationpointone!1 1111eleven!!!!!

lmao same! ------------

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

boners?
i didn't :( i have a vag.
i hate having a vag.
but you know what would be even worse than having a vag?
having a spider bite on your vag.

ouch. itch. eah.

Morning wood is the correct term. ;)

I woke up with a girls vag on my boner ;)
:P Jk..