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Jail Bait 06-29-2006 12:28 PM

Real Life Storys
 
Tell us some experiences of life you have or any stories:)

Josh 06-29-2006 12:31 PM

One day I went into a bathroom at a supermarket. I blew a big one and everybody ran out. I don't know why though?

Ph03NiX 06-29-2006 12:36 PM

This one time ... at band camp..


but really..

Uhm..
the 1 time my dad hit me in the head with a steel shovel..
lol
Didnt feel it..
but I bled :)
And I have a scar lol

Jail Bait 06-29-2006 12:36 PM

Nice Josh,

Yeah i broke my ribs once;

Right i have a fucked up bike to go to school with so i was riding home from a long day at school and theres a slope then a alley way and then at the END THERE'S THE FUCKING BARRIORS,well the night before i decided to fuck up the brakes to this day i regret doing that anyways back on the story i was going down this slope and a blind man turns the corner at the end of the barriors i knew he was blind cause he had those glasses and that WALKING STICK xD so i swerv into the wall to avoid the fucker and hit the barriors full on flipped over, DAMN THAT HURT! anyways turns out the gay was just a typical dumb disabled fuck and he just laughed at me if only if ONLY i had the energy to go beat his ass up.

Balla_Holic 06-29-2006 01:40 PM

Well my life is kinda boring, and my story would be that i broke my wrist in basketball last year and i would've been the only freshmen to make varsity :mad:

PlatinumAudio 06-29-2006 02:10 PM

I once got laid in an aeroplane.

Caffienater 06-29-2006 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlatinumAudio
I once got laid in an aeroplane.


I once got laid on a moving steel works converbelt. :eusa_dance:

Vis 06-29-2006 02:27 PM

I witnessed my stepsister get raped by my dad and his friend on a boat in the middle of a lake when I was 12.

123why321 06-29-2006 07:44 PM

I witnessed my cousin get chased by a pitbull, amazing enough my very, very slow cousin kept away from the pitbull for awhile...But in the end my cousin was caught and it wasn't pretty, but i wasn't all that bad he was able to walk away :eusa_dance:

Orfeo 06-29-2006 10:48 PM

I was coming back from school and all the street where wet because of the rain. Suddenly a car goes infront of me so I started pushing the break slowly and my car started spinning. xD I crashed with 5 little orange trees and one lamp post. :O

My car was a Nissan X-Trail, it was a total loss.


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