Yo momma
 

:D lets see who has the best of these :P

Please no racist comments i cant stand racism.

Any way :D

yo mommas so fat, when she goes swimmin the whales start singin "we are family"

how stupid but i want to see the best :P

ur mommas so skinny u can grate cheese on her ribs

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

rofl, your momma is so ugly she entered an ugly competition and got rejected cuz she was a pro

how stupid