Rhyme busting thread.
 

In this thread you make your own rap, which can't be stupid like:

I poke you in the eye cuz im so fly.

anyway, ill make one now..

Oh, oh here we go, betta hit tha flo befo I bust you in da noes.

Goin down to tha town, everybody go now get low to tha flo everybody do it slow.

These people lookin around, I ain't even make a sound, i pull out my nine put them all on tha ground.

Caffie, yo rymes are so wacky

u a disgrace to MCs, you should get da smacky

Whip yo bitch ass with ma 45

bag you, kidnap you, throw you in da lake, videotape it live

Get yo gf, that horny ho

Cockslap her, lap her, tap her, and put on a show

yo bitch ass aint no MC, youz a rookie

get off the damn comp and get yo fat ass a cookie

O_o theres mine

Randy you think youz so good, ridin through da skreetz you call da hood.

Tryin to put me down with your words..you make me wanna throw my turds?

Damnit.

Caffienater, you're too cool.
Talking like you're oldschool,
Fool, anyone could drop you with a diss
Throwing your turds? maybe i should take a piss on your face
fucking disgrace.

I cant rhyme but i gotta give credz where they belong Randy that was a sik come bak :eusa_clap:

That wasn't as much as a comeback as it was a flame, tryin to get on top in this world they call a game, standin beside ya homies as they die, bullets coarsin through they bodies wonderin why they life is a lie.

Vis and Randy, you try to dis me, yalls mouths are so big, but you have little wee wees?...:tard:

I know I can't rap, but hey, I'm not black, you fall into my trap, then I, attack..

lol fuck it.

Whiteboy
 

hardee har har caffenine yu shuda been liek....


Imma white boy buh my neck is red i put miracle whip on my wonder bread
my face is pale and i aint neva been in jail...me and buffy spend every winta in bail..how many bitches have i slapped 0 up! and martha stewart happens to be my hero! I live on a farm and i was born wit no rhythm docta phils my uncle and i like to hang wit him...i cant dance, i wear baggy pants, my middle names lance, my grandmas from france... so maybe im wack cuz my skin aint black ,buh yu cant talk smack cuz, whitey jus struck bak

WUT WUT lol
i jus totally embarrased myself buh wateva

Because you stole the rap.

hey
I know ya'll are gay
tryina sing shit
ye dont even got a bit
now, if hitler was around
in to thy underground
he'd bust yo' ass,
wit teh giant mass
and make you admit n pray
"I know, i know, im gay, gay, gay..."
you say,
please, please, ban this noob,
yeah admin, ban this noob
he's a guy with a giant boob
he lied, lied, lied
he washes his dishes with tide
now, tide isnt for dishes
its for clothes with fishes
you wishes
wishes u werent a noob
cuz, cuz you, you feel like an icecube,
frozen there, smelling like a burned lube,
you're so mental, you swim with a tube
but at the end, your still a stupid noob.


haha, funniest shit i ever came up with...

heres my first attemp may not be good but i tried:

yo,yo go with the flow
pop it like its not
drop it like its hot
lick it with a flick
put inside your dick
bone her hard
dont be a retard
keep with the flow
give her a blow
twenty second glory
lifetime story....


tell me what you think (dirty i know :p)