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07-24-2006, 11:57 PM
Man Dies in Bizarre Masturbation Accident
By: BizarreNews Published: 11/17/2000
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GREAT BRITAIN - A 49-year-old British courier masturbated himself to
death when a complex procedure he used to heighten his
pleasure went terribly wrong. Terrence Simmonds
reportedly suffocated to death with two bottles of the sex drug amyl nitrate in a plastic device he used
while spanking the monkey. The device consisted of a
heavy plastic bag that is connected to a vacuum
cleaner. This apparently wasn´t the first time
Simmonds tried doing this. He was found unconscious
two years earlier after a similar exploit.
-Jason
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