[tennisluvr8]

ok heres one....there was a catholic priest that just moved to Las Vegas. He was walking to his new church when he rouned a corner and a hooker came to him and said "Hey father Qwickie five dollas," he just looked at her wierd and moved on, then he approached another hooker she also said "Hey father qwickie 5 dollas," and again he looks at them wierd and moved on. Then he approached his new church. He approach mother superior and asked her, "Mother Superior whats a qwickie?" Mother Superior replied, "Same as downtown 5 dollars."