[cokemongruel]

Once a chick came up to me on coke and was like, "you're hot" and I was like, "umm, how do you know what I look like" then she said "you're hot, I think we should go out" then I said "but I have a girlfriend, and she's not pixels" then she said "but what about a girlfriend in the game" then I said, "sorry, pixels don't turn me on". Then she went and called me an a hole and some other things and left.