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08-24-2006, 05:17 AM
sorry, double post
put him in a mental institue when someone.....
replaced him in a nursery home, legitimizing the rumor that nursery homes are dangerous to old folk.
he drove them crazy, placing fake dog poo' in their beds, fooling nurses of the cleveland steamers.
So, one night he grew the courage to run from this home. He lived in the sewer, where he met the TMNT. Yes, thats right, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. There they smoked bongs, and gravity bongs from culligan bottles. They couldnt clear the damn thing, so Master Splinter blurred to the gravity bong, and cleared it with one sharp inhale.
The fellows were astounded, then from being so stoned, MJ's spirit arose from John's body. The ninja turtles quickly recognized MJ and slew him right there on the spot. John thanked them and randomly begged them for more weed. But they turned the junkie down, and told him to go fuck 'emself. Suddenly Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo & Donatello fled from the site, to seek the holy grail, and then...
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