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Ok, this is a true story. There was a girl in my sexual behavior class that had a story to tell the class about her STI (aka STD) experience. So she went to the doctor because she had a burnning rash, you can guess where. Well the doctor told her she had a rare STI, one that can only be caught by having sex with animals or dead people. After she left she called her boyfriend knowing he worked at a morgue.
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