[Digitalicious]

I'll spare you the filler and just give you the highlights of our conversation.

What a newb.

Digital Ambiance: Ugh, what version of PHP Nuke do you guys have?

haii kyle: hold on
haii kyle: phpBB 2.0.15

Digital Ambiance: Wow.
Digital Ambiance: That's what I wanted..
Digital Ambiance: Thanks.

I gave him a fake phone number. He was really into calling me.

haii kyle: 1-507-793-2764number cannot be diealed
haii kyle: fialed*
haii kyle: fuck

Digital Ambiance: Oh...What a shame... =/

haii kyle: dialed*

Digital Ambiance: It's a porn hotline I thought.

You'll notice he's quite the math wizz.

Digital Ambiance: http://thyelite.com/showthread.php?t=2557

haii kyle: i saw

Digital Ambiance: Looks like someone had you while they were 15. =P

haii kyle: no shit
haii kyle: actually
haii kyle: 13
haii kyle: my moms 30

Digital Ambiance: Shit...She's only 25?

haii kyle: i am 12
haii kyle: do the math

Digital Ambiance: You're not 17...

haii kyle: wtf
haii kyle: wtf
haii kyle: dude
haii kyle: rofl
haii kyle: u suck at math

Digital Ambiance: You're an idiot.

haii kyle: rofl
haii kyle: k
haii kyle: dude
haii kyle: my mo was fucking 13 when she had me
haii kyle: mom*
haii kyle: now she is 30
haii kyle: i am 12
haii kyle: about to turn 13

Digital Ambiance: 12 plus 13 is 25...
Digital Ambiance: 13 plus 13 is 26...

haii kyle: wtf
haii kyle: i ant do the math but
haii kyle: how come every
haii kyle: other fucking person said
haii kyle: my mom is 30

Digital Ambiance: If she was thirty, she would have had you at 18...

haii kyle: and shit
haii kyle: shit
haii kyle: *
haii kyle: o_o
haii kyle: wtf
haii kyle: idk
haii kyle: i suck at math

Digital Ambiance: Apparently.

haii kyle: i usually pass notes and shit in math
haii kyle: :P

Well this is creepy.

Digital Ambiance: You're mom's hot man.

haii kyle: i know

Digital Ambiance: ...
Digital Ambiance: That's fucked up man.

His phone number followed by more creepy.

haii kyle: if u decide to call me 1410-978-8880 maybe 1 day u wont be scared
haii kyle: and what other fucking reason would it be?
haii kyle: don't wanna call logn distance?
haii kyle: lmao
haii kyle: long*

Digital Ambiance: Uh, I don't want creepy twelve year olds that think their mom is hot to have my number.

Digital Ambiance: :-)

haii kyle: o_O
haii kyle: i don't have to think
haii kyle: i know.