So I'm just sitting in my studio when...

Digitalicious · (#1)

This kid comes in. His screen name was "lilross"; hilarity ensues. He comes in, sits next to me, and here is our conversation:

lilross: do u hav java script????
Digitalicious: What?
lilross: i have java script
Digitalicious: Good for you.
lilross: i will clone ur furni
Digitalicious: Oh yeah? Clone my pin why don't ya'?
lilross: sure!!!!1 no prblm

I then open the trade window, and place my pin in the slot. I wait for him to press the accept button. I then close the trade box.

Digitalicious: Haha, just kidding. Tool.

He then leaves. A few minutes later, he return.

Digitalicious: Back?
lilross: do u wna
Digitalicious: What?
lilross: do u wna clone?
Digitalicious: Sure...Clone this.

I open the trade window, put an arcade sign in, and accept the trade.

Digitalicious: Well?
lilross: you need 100 percent
Digitalicious: 100 percent of what?
lilross: you're at 26.432 percent

I then looked up his email, our of curiosity. It was registered to james_hughes12@hotmail.co.uk In one fell swoop, I had his name, and I knew what country he was in.

Digitalicious: Look James, you don't mind if I call you James right?
Digitalicious: That is your name right? James Hughes? You live in the UK right?
lilross: how u no dat???
Digitalicious: I know what you're doing is fake.
Digitalicious: I'm a real hacker. Now I have your name, address, phone number, IP, and loads of other personal information.
lilross: omfg pido!!!1

I assume that means pedo; as in, pedophile. Of course, I'm not a real hacker, and I had none of that information, but after that, he left. Isn't CokeStudios just awesome?