And to darkphaux...Lol I'd want like...Wine!! So it can ferment. Then I can go to fancy restaurants and squirt wine into peoples glasses and make money ^_^. Nipple wine.
I'm gonna make an incision in my nipple and insert wine. Then i'll poke a hold through the tip of my nipple and re-route the fluids and block it off. That way when I squeeze my nipple i'll squirt wine :O. Or blood, who knows?