[rottensparkles]

but the chicken was marinated with garlic, which had a rare strain of syphelis in it. and everyone got syphelis. and died. but then they became resurrected by just throwing up. chuck norris, on the other hand, did not die. bob saget already had syphelis and was uneffected, coz he's a skanky muthafucka.

anyways...john looked around, glad to be alive and said...