[Matt_Hardy]

once i was about 11 and i was walking home from school and this guy was stood in the bush which he looked to have a shotgun in his hand ... i shit ma self i started running and shouting like a spanner(i was a n00b then) then the guy must have got scarred of me but i think he got distracted by the women coming out of her door to see what was happening man she had her massive b00bs stuck out and you could see her mpussy (she must have been in the bath) the guy was drulling and he didnt even notice the cops come and they got him ... they said he was going to shoot me but im lucky to be hear today phew...